Probably not the safest place to sleep

Overheard in the ghetto
I have vaginal bleeding... every month...
Save the squirrels!
I confuse the ambulance with a taxi too
Tip of the night: fake IDs
I'm having a heart attack
No lights or sirens please
We weren't invited to the party?
Ambulate before carry
Yes, definitely call 911 for that
Old people rule!
No I wasn't driving that car...
PSA for bikers in all black
New Rule
You never really had chest pain did you...?
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