Thursday, August 1, 2013

I have vaginal bleeding... every month...

Ms Menstrual: "I started having some vaginal bleeding today. I'm having a little pain in my abdomen too."

 EMT: "Oh ok... any chance you could be pregnant?"

Ms Menstrual: "Oh no honey, I just had my period last month."

EMT: "Oh you did... so like how long ago?"

Ms Menstrual: "Hmmm... pretty much exactly a month ago."

EMT, with a blank stare and somehow a straight face: "So you think this could be your period this month?"

Ms Menstrual: "Well I better go on up to the ER so they can figure that out huh?"

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