Probably not the safest place to sleep

Communications: "Ambulance 41 for the unknown problem/man down. Intersection of This Street and That Road."

"41 en route."

"41, be advised, bystanders report that your patient was riding his bike down the street, stopped, set the bike down in the middle of the intersection and laid down on top of it. He appears to be sleeping."

He was, in fact, sleeping. With the assistance of a lot of alcohol. I don't know that I've ever be drunk enough to think that the middle of an intersection was a good spot to nap. Or to think my bike was a comfy pillow...